4 definitions by dogbreath34
by dogbreath34 June 1, 2012
A brand of background music used in businesses. It is "scientifically" compiled of innocuous and insipid music that is calculated not to offend anyone. Selections are carefully calibrated to the demographics of the target audience so that every age, sex, and ethnic group will be equally unhappy and unsatisfied. it is designed to subliminally motivate shoppers to shop and to motivate workers to work.
After nine hours in the store listening to nothing but Muzak, Scotty was drooling and muttering to himself. The next morning he woke up screaming because of the muzak playing in his head.
by dogbreath34 August 20, 2015
by dogbreath34 March 4, 2015
The process whereby a white person gets so tanned they appear to have changed their race. Akin to "sex change".
by dogbreath34 November 4, 2010