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1 definition by dleeric

a pattopoof is anyone who is commonly referred to as patto and is known to have homo-sexual tendencies. once few and far between these elusive creatures are becoming increasingly more common in metropolitan areas.
barry: "hey steve see that bloke over there, something doesn't seem quite right about him."
steve: "nah don't worry about him mate, he's just a pattopoof."
by dleeric September 19, 2011