5 definitions by dlairman

Dick Move

Firing someone 24 hours before they are eligible to take their previously announced retirement.

Dick move, Don. Totally a dick move.

by dlairman March 18, 2018

Bingefluenza

Calling in sick when Netflix drops new episodes of a series so you can bingewatch

I'm suffering from bingefluenza so I can't come in to work today.

by dlairman April 11, 2015

Bingle

Short form of Bing + Google (to search the Internet)

Don't Bingle goatse, or you may never get the images out of your brain.

by dlairman April 2, 2016

Marathon

As in a herd of cattle, a pride of lions, or a murder of crows, a "marathon" is the collective for meetings, as in "a marathon of meetings".

Between putting this definition into Urban Dictionary and my marathon of meetings, don't expect me to get any actual work done today.

by dlairman August 22, 2023

Overcast

Subscribed to more podcasts than there is time to listen to (portmanteau of "oversubscribed" and "podcast")

Since I started working from home a couple of days a week, I don't have as much commute time to listen. I was already eight hours behind and then this week fivethirtyeight dropped three bonus podcasts, the final Good Place podcast was three hours long, and then they dropped six episodes of a new Brooklyn Nine-Nine podcast all at once. I'm so overcast I'll never catch up!

by dlairman February 4, 2020