2 definitions by dkjner

Bald Ego

When a person is so pretentious that they make fan pages for themself.

"Oh God, another person made a fan page for themself on facebook."
"I can spot that bald ego without binoculars."

by dkjner November 21, 2009

When a girls titties are so big that the nipples reside in different zip codes.

"Goddamn, that girl's boobs were so big I had to cross county lines to get from one nip code to the other."

by dkjner December 5, 2009