2 definitions by dkjner

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When a girls titties are so big that the nipples reside in different zip codes.
"Goddamn, that girl's boobs were so big I had to cross county lines to get from one nip code to the other."
by dkjner December 04, 2009

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When a person is so pretentious that they make fan pages for themself.
"Oh God, another person made a fan page for themself on facebook."
"I can spot that bald ego without binoculars."
by dkjner November 21, 2009

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