LIFE

In reply to the most overused definition how you are expected to believe life itself is a bigger virus than hiv that they insist means aids.... so here i go: when the aliens discovered an empty planet name (read following) home they decided the only logical thing to do was take a big brown chunk and stick a nut of neptunium in it and say by the time I get away I already created a single cell that replicates into a retard known as two opposite sexes that never stop fucking like rabbits the Aliens knew would exist several eons later.
1.) If they created LIFE what the hell is neptunium?
by djsee4 September 26, 2011
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fruckin'

gettin' it on in the truck bed like have sex style
If you'd like to fuck in the truck bed let's call it fruckin'.
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snowball sandwich

When a full bodied gal gives me a BJ and kisses me my load where I proceed to give her an oral vaginal injection with my straw curled tongue shooter.
That lady in the 4 inch stilettos really needs a snowball sandwich.
by djsee4 July 26, 2011
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battle axe

Across the lands known to be a brutal legend is a musician who rocks so hard the music from his guitar transforms that very instrument to a weapon of mentality used to convey his band's metal fury lyrics.
Jack Black whips shitties all over his battle axe in the band Tenacious D.
by djsee4 February 20, 2010
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subliminal mind fuck

1.) Channeling subconscious voices hidden behind the real message to determine if the transmitter is telling the truth or simply lies and propaganda with a means to an end; usually your demise.
2.) Filtering noise and misleading examples to boil down the truth because this type of person believes in coded and hidden meanings sort of like a detective solves mystery; like smith of all trades.
1.) The burgess subliminal mind fuck consists of being worked to death and taxed for life.
2.) The proletariat subliminal mind fuck has more carrot sticks than bugs bunny. "I am Elmer Fudd." -djsee4
by djsee4 September 29, 2010
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too quick click

What happens when the back arrow of the desired Internet browser doesn't work. It's too late to K.I.S.S. because you already made your decision. Now you have to retrace your line of thought.
1.) I did a too quick click and tried to use the back arrow only to find my previous page was untraceable.
2.) I didn't have the foresight to make sure clicking the mouse was my best decision; I made a too quick click.
by djsee4 April 17, 2009
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bush shwacker

I can't figure out if the UAV or the ICBM is the true bush shwacker.
by djsee4 February 11, 2010
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