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snowball sandwich

When a full bodied gal gives me a BJ and kisses me my load where I proceed to give her an oral vaginal injection with my straw curled tongue shooter.
That lady in the 4 inch stilettos really needs a snowball sandwich.
by djsee4 July 26, 2011
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vessel

1.) Is a (personal) water craft that can endure waves handedly so.

2.) Those arteries mapped throughout your body being internally caked with gunk from the chemistry experiments you intake and regard as food; or possibly by aid of exercise are building and networking around defects thereby increasing circulation to that shell encased 'nut' of yours used for thinking.
1.) The captain of that vessel must be deaf in one ear because he can't navigate into the harbor in this pea soup fog.

2.) I bet his forearm has more vessel exposed than your fat ass.
by djsee4 February 20, 2009
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ciderhouse rules

When finances allow for one of two options for beverage drinking lifestyle choices. Usually determined by the college student to remind time of day. Qualities include knowing the difference between costly true refreshment and discount vacation in a quality glass bottle. Other factors include location such as quickie mart versus classy grocery store with thirst quenching desire being the driving force. Types of people forced to confront this often don't really have the right to choose.
1.) The salty dog bum begging for change outside the quickie mart knows ciderhouse rules make a 64 oz Mickey's Malt Liquor is his best choice.
2.) The yes man father lost in the grocery store hopes the similac is in the isle next to where the Woodchuck six packs are and believe the store manager should make sure of it.
by djsee4 October 13, 2010
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bush shwacker

I can't figure out if the UAV or the ICBM is the true bush shwacker.
by djsee4 February 11, 2010
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zombie weapons

Any of the famous USAF flight destined UAV electronic GPS guided ICBM (Intercontinetal Ballistic Missile) breed remote launch vehicles chosen to carry an array of selection given size of long distance targets within range from air, sea or land based systems. One zombie weapon may carry one dozen war heads at a time if necessary to destroy multiple local targets.
Afghan and Pakistani Al-Queda forces found a new secret hideout to plan terror and the US has the remote location coordinates and meeting time decides to resort to zombie weapons to spoil the party. BOOM! BANG!
by djsee4 February 11, 2010
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battle axe

Across the lands known to be a brutal legend is a musician who rocks so hard the music from his guitar transforms that very instrument to a weapon of mentality used to convey his band's metal fury lyrics.
Jack Black whips shitties all over his battle axe in the band Tenacious D.
by djsee4 February 20, 2010
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fruckin'

gettin' it on in the truck bed like have sex style
If you'd like to fuck in the truck bed let's call it fruckin'.
by djsee4 December 14, 2013
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