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As in, “a touch of luck”. Good fortune. Lady Luck.
I was supposed to go the mother-in-laws, but because of covid, I don’t have to go now, so it’s a right touch.
by djdusty December 22, 2020
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The phenomenon of finally understanding a joke or pun that everyone else understood long ago.
“ “That hat looks like a Nun’s Habit”
“What’s a Nun’s Habit?”
“It’s the name of the headgear worn by Nuns!”
Oh now I get it: ‘Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit’ - I thought Whoopie Goldberg was just back in the habit of being a Nun!”
“Ah, you’ve just had an Idiotic Eureka Moment”
by djdusty March 17, 2022
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Happy Cunt Free Monday. A morning wish upon a friend that they have a day free of people that can be defined as being a cunt - your boss or a rude commuter, for example. The last initial can be changed to suit the relevant day of the week, ie: HCFW for Wednesdays.
"Hi mate, HCFM!"
by djdusty January 16, 2017
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