dj gs68's definitions

fanboy

One who is obsessed with something and thinks people who don't like it are inferior.

That stupid Final Fantasy 7 fanboy stabbed me in the balls today for liking Final Fantasy X better.

by DJ gs68 September 16, 2003

EZboard

A piece of shit board service that requires you to upgrade your message board in order to use HTML.

by dj gs68 November 1, 2003

AZNTASTIC!

A word used to describe that something is great and is geared towards Asians, AzNs, and/or Filipinos. Unfortunately, its pronunciation is awkward compared to blacktastic.

Fakeem: Let's just say blacktastic is better than whitetastic.
*entire Mall Monkeys cast except Akira glares at Fakeem*
Akira: AZNTASTIC!

by dj gs68 July 28, 2003

The Safari

A song on IIDX that is so hard that teh japanese peoples can't beat it on light 7.

gs68 exploded after failing The Safari for the 47th time.

by dj gs68 August 14, 2003

BPM (Beats per minute)

The unit used to determine a song's speed, obviously measured by the number of beats in one minute.

For me, 135 BPM is a particularly slow speed. 240 BPM and higher is considered very fast.

by dj gs68 October 22, 2003

Who are you?!

Mall Monkey writer Keith Smith's catch phrase. He says it frequently due to the fact that he despises going to the mall on his own time.

"What's with that hat?"
"WHO ARE YOU?!"

by dj gs68 July 14, 2003

Drugs

The most retarded thing since clowns. It's the reason why 1/4 of teenagers are FUCKED UP. Those of you who think it's good are addicted and have had your mind altered by those retarded substances.

I don't do drugs because one hit could either be:

1. harmless
2. harmful
3. my last (in other words, fatal)

by dj gs68 June 26, 2003