2 definitions by dizzylizzy118

one eye up the chimney

A person with eyes that look in different directions from each other.

Sometimes it happens after a person gets very intoxicated.

When Mandy sits down to watch TV she has one eye on the

TV and the other eye is up the chimney.

Simon got so pissed he's got one eye up the chimney.

by dizzylizzy118 July 23, 2009

Weetbix Vagina

A very dry pussy

An old lady's dried up vagina, as it has not been in use since 1920

Nana's cunt has gone all weetbix.

He was so bad in bed it made my pussy as dry as weetbix.

That Nun is bound to have a weetbix vagina

by dizzylizzy118 July 23, 2009