1 definition by dixie222

The imaginary spiders which are crawling all over you during your hangover which makes you feel anxiety, loss of bodily functions and the all encompassing fear of impending doom.

Cider Spiders can come on during your hangover and symptoms include:

- the feeling of death approaching;
- sweating;
- panic for no reason;
- being able to hear your heart beat above everything else;

- anxiety;
- soft furniture become intolerable;
- clothing becomes restricted and the idea of removing all your clothing and lying on cold floors seems the only real way out.
Oh my dear god , here comes the Cider Spiders”
by dixie222 March 2, 2019
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