diseased sheep's definitions

summer lungs

sore, tired and out of shape lungs.

what most teenagers have at the beginning of school because they smoke so much pot during the summer.

dude, summer lungs suck

by diseased sheep September 1, 2005

winter

shitty season when all that happens is cold and more cold, in canada it seems to never end, and all the time it is happening you wish for summer. i know of nobody who likes winter.

winter is the fucking hell of everything.

by diseased sheep July 9, 2006

Umbrella

A device used to keep us humans dry when its raining, there are also Umbrella Hats.

Joe: "Fuck its raining!"

Tom: "Here take my Umbrella, I've got plenty!"

Joe: "Alright....thanks"

by diseased sheep July 12, 2006

b-y-o-bed

thats stupid phrase that is used by that annoying guys wife in the canadian tire commercial for the "bring your own bed".

"It's the new B-Y-O-BED by woods" - stupid guys wife.

by diseased sheep September 6, 2005

shup

Shut up! but combined to make one word.

Alex: "man you have a anteater penis!"

Mike: "shup!"

by diseased sheep July 15, 2006

fishing

A sport which involves catching fish with a fishing rod, you sit and wait until a stupid unsuspecting fish bites onto your bait, then you reel him in and most likey cut him open and fillet his ass.

fishing is a fucking boring yet relaxing sport.
fish are tasty.

by diseased sheep July 9, 2006

team sesh

when a sports team goes to one of the players houses and smokes a bunch of pot, or does mushrooms.

were going to lewis' for a team sesh on wednesday!

by diseased sheep August 25, 2005