diseased sheep's definitions

Shaftne

A disgusting condidtion similar to sacne except the zits/pimples are on the shaft of ones penis, usually on the backside.

Rebecca: "Can i give you head?"

Brendan: "YES MAME!"

Rebecca: "EWWWW, shaftne!!!"

**girl runs away in horror**

Brendan: "Curse you shaftne!"

by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

Regina

Regina is a shit hole of a city in the province of "Saskabush" Canada. Yet it has a astonishingly nice casino. Also it is the Chlamydia capital of Canada.

A city with more drunk natives than Winnipeg Manitoba, and that is a tough competion.

Regina is so shitty that there are no current definitions of it. Fuck Regina.

-Nationals were sweet last year in Montreal.

-Where are they this year?

-Fucking Regina!

-Fuck that shit!

by diseased sheep May 30, 2006

britney spears

a women that is only hot in, music videos, album covers, concerts and interviews, in real life she is sadly a plump ugly pig.

John: "I jerked off to britney spears' im a salve 4 u last night!
Tom: "Ya well I threw up all over my self when i saw her pictures in the tabloids!"

by diseased sheep August 25, 2005

shrooms

A form of mushrooms that you eat or smoke, oh ya, they make you trip out like mad, and they make you at people in a whole different way.

Me and my friends did shrooms for the first by chopping them up very finely and putting them in yougurt. Then we waited in my friedns basement until it kicked in, and when it did we were hitting eachother and going crazy on MSN. I broke my friends glasses by falling on them. Then we stared at the ceiling for 20 minutes watching it morph and change. Then my friedns brother came home and yelled at me to keep my voice down, and he wondered if we were on acid. He told us to go outside and explore, we did and it was amazing, everything was colourful and crazy, we found our way to the local pool, we went into the washroom and pee'd all over the walls. Next we went to the mall to get the great "WOW" feeling, i saw some guy and he look like a turtle. We traveled through the streets and took off our shoes, luckily one of my friends wasnt on shrooms so he made sure we didnt forget them, in the end we had walked about 6 km across the city.

In the end the moral of our adventure is that people are very werid.

by diseased sheep July 9, 2005

Umbrella

A device used to keep us humans dry when its raining, there are also Umbrella Hats.

Joe: "Fuck its raining!"

Tom: "Here take my Umbrella, I've got plenty!"

Joe: "Alright....thanks"

by diseased sheep July 12, 2006

team sesh

when a sports team goes to one of the players houses and smokes a bunch of pot, or does mushrooms.

were going to lewis' for a team sesh on wednesday!

by diseased sheep August 25, 2005

shup

Shut up! but combined to make one word.

Alex: "man you have a anteater penis!"

Mike: "shup!"

by diseased sheep July 15, 2006