diseased sheep's definitions

hand blob

what happens after a guy gets a hand job, he cums his 'blob' all over the girls hand.

Sam: "I lovvve givng hand jobs! but i hate the blob!:("
Lauren: "I know, i hate the hand blob too!"

by diseased sheep December 28, 2005

muddarfukkar

how east indian people say "motherfucker", you'll probably hear this after not paying your cab fare.

**Jake hops in cab**

Cab Driver: "Where du you wandt to go?"

Jake: "Uhh, the mall"

**arrives at mall, Jake books it**

Cab Driver: "Heh, gut bakk here Muddarfukkar!"

by diseased sheep October 2, 2006

britney spears

a women that is only hot in, music videos, album covers, concerts and interviews, in real life she is sadly a plump ugly pig.

John: "I jerked off to britney spears' im a salve 4 u last night!
Tom: "Ya well I threw up all over my self when i saw her pictures in the tabloids!"

by diseased sheep August 25, 2005

team sesh

when a sports team goes to one of the players houses and smokes a bunch of pot, or does mushrooms.

were going to lewis' for a team sesh on wednesday!

by diseased sheep August 25, 2005

germinated keyboard

what you will have if you dont wash your hands after using the washroom, and then going straight to the computer.

dude your keyboard is soo germinated i can see the germs!

by diseased sheep August 25, 2005

poop juice

another way to say diarrhea.

poop juice is easy to get out

by diseased sheep August 25, 2005

catholic

a religeon were everything is a sin, even taking a much needed shit.

Bobby: "God dammit mom, i have to take a SHIT!!!!"
Mother: "I'm sorry Bobby, but you know that now i got a new catholic boyfriend, everythign is a sin"
Bobby: "Fuck that, im going in!!!"
Boyfriend: "Boy, your goin straight to hell!"

by diseased sheep July 20, 2008