3 definitions by dirtygerman92

uncle tom comes to town

The monthly menstral cycle of the female anatomy, stands for Time Of the Month

lauren said to steph" ohh nooo, uncle tom comes to town today"

by dirtygerman92 August 22, 2009

Humb the Clitt

1. To "eat out " or pleasure a girl's vagina, by using the tongue in a sexual manner.

2.To cause a girl to have an orgasm through quick penetrations

The couple became very horny and the guy wanted to "Humb the Clitt" but the chick was not ready.

by dirtygerman92 August 22, 2009

N.U.F.F.

Acronym: Necessary Ugly Fat Friend/ The Fat or unatractive girls who follow along with their atractive friends in order for the other girls to look better by comparision.

Damn it, why do the pretty girls always have those cockblocking N.U.F.F. s

by dirtygerman92 August 22, 2009