2 definitions by dirtycommiepinko

Dairy Fairy

A young gay man involved with dairy promotion, usually the cohort of a dairy princess, state or county level. He helps her with her tiara and hands out the cheese while listening to Elton John and Cher.

Who's that well dressed guy giving out cheese with the dairy princess??

Oh, that's her Dairy Fairy.

by dirtycommiepinko December 13, 2009

sallybitching

When a person is acting like they have extreme persistent PMS or PMDD. Someone is sallybitching can be male or female, but must be acting in a catty and bitchy fashion.

Dudes, stop being so catty!

You're PMSing.

...Seriously, stop the sallybitching.

by dirtycommiepinko June 25, 2010