What jews say when they're about to come.
Zona: Oh, Sarsur. Stick your muzion in my okhel!
Sarsur: Ah yes! I shall thrust my makolet in your darkon! Oh, wait, wait, uh MAZEL TOV!
The fat that rises to the top of the milk.
Person 1: Aww fuck! My chocolate milk tastes like shit. It's probably rotten.
Person 2: Nah, just take the pino of the top and it will taste fine.
Person 1: Thanks man, I appreciate your advice.
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