dirge's definitions

bull shit

a really fun card game, u gotta place cards down in order, like Ace, 2,3 4", it doesn't matter how many u put down, as long as u get rid of ur cards, if you don't have the card(s) u need to put down, just put card(s) down and say it's the card(s) u need to put down...if someone thinks ur lying they have to say "B.S." or "bullshit" if they're right, the person who lied must take the entire pile of cards, if the person who said B.S. is wrong they must take the pile. The first one to lose all their cards wins!

Joey: "3 6's"
Me: "Bullshit!" *flips the cards and sees a 3 a 2 and a 5*
Joey: "Damn..." *takes the pile of cards"

by Dirge May 24, 2005

Lenore

a HILARIOUS comic book made by Roman Dirge, it's all about the misadventures of a cute little 10 year old dead girl and her friends.

"Dude, you gotta read Lenore!" ~ Me talkin to my midget friend

by Dirge January 30, 2005

Foamy

the lord and master, Foamy is a squirrel who has something to say about things that piss him off and seems to make a girl's *Germaine* life hell

"I'm the Lord and Master, you all are bastards, worship me, or I'll stab your eyes 'til you bleed. I am the Lord and Master" ~ Foamy

by Dirge April 11, 2005

zombie

a corpse brought back to life to wander the earth and feast on the flesh of the living.

"Corpses! Lumbering, rotting cadavers! What contrivance
could have wrought this...this...this abomination?!?!
Diseased science...?? Blasphemous occult rituals? How can
something so...so dead, yet be so alive?!?! And hungry..!
They lust for flesh...Human flesh...and feast upon all the
sweetbreads a man has to offer!!" ~ Maximillian Roivas (Eternal Darkness)

by Dirge February 1, 2005

biggest ship in the world

Jahre Viking, the biggest moving thing made by humans, period.

The 'Viking rammed a US carrier, the crew were like "did u feel a bump", the carrier was totalled.

by Dirge October 16, 2004