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2 definitions by dipitincider

One who felch's warm semen at of young boys anal cavities while on weekend camping trips.
I was trying to snooch some drugs, but Matt kept being a little Aldeman.
by dipitincider March 10, 2011
the act of slapping a woman in the face with your penis after fucking her in the ass then dipping it in sour cream
After Todd got done felching a 65 year old woman i snuck up behind him and geve him a horseradish slap.
by dipitincider March 10, 2011