dimelis_16's definitions

Football

1. In America: An amazing and brutal game in which two teams attempt to score touchdowns. There are a lot of rules, but its basically slamming someone into the ground. America's new pastime.
2. Everywhere else: A game with a soccer ball in which two teams try to score a goal, no using your hands. Known as soccer. The world's pastime.

1. Baseball is boring and gay, that is why i, like 99% of americans, would rather watch football.
2. In europe they play football with their feet.

by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007

Word of the Day

A word that is sent to millions of people who subsribe to the urban dictionary mailing list. The creator of the word and the word become instantly famous.

My dream is to one day publish the Word of the Day.

by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007

J.D. Salinger

Author of catcher in the rye.
After becoming so famous he became a hermit and does not leave his house, do interviews, or anything.

J.D. Salinger just sits in his house and waits to die.

by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007

mom reasoning

When a parent (preferably a mother) or person makes an accusation, explanation, or theory with no grounds. The accused cannot make any logical reasoning against statement simply because it is mom reasoning.

mom: If I eat more I will get skinny

child (to themself): There she goes again with her mom reasoning

by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007

Crackish

To have the appearence of being on crack.
Does not neccessarily mean you are on drugs, but you probably are.

Whitney Housten isn't on crack, but she sure looks crackish.

by dimelis_16 May 28, 2007

secondhand smell

when a person smells (good or bad) and you stand near said person or make any physical contact with said person and then you smell like them

-"Man that hobo over there smells bad"
-"I know, i went over to give him spare change and i got secondhand smell.

by dimelis_16 June 9, 2007