dimelis_16's definitions

Football

1. In America: An amazing and brutal game in which two teams attempt to score touchdowns. There are a lot of rules, but its basically slamming someone into the ground. America's new pastime.
2. Everywhere else: A game with a soccer ball in which two teams try to score a goal, no using your hands. Known as soccer. The world's pastime.

1. Baseball is boring and gay, that is why i, like 99% of americans, would rather watch football.
2. In europe they play football with their feet.

by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007

c.h.i.s.

cool
hot
intensly
sweet

(used to describe girls or something that happened)

i had a c.h.i.s. night last night

o really, what happened

i had sex with this c.h.i.s. chick

by dimelis_16 May 5, 2007

Crackish

To have the appearence of being on crack.
Does not neccessarily mean you are on drugs, but you probably are.

Whitney Housten isn't on crack, but she sure looks crackish.

by dimelis_16 May 28, 2007

secondhand smell

when a person smells (good or bad) and you stand near said person or make any physical contact with said person and then you smell like them

-"Man that hobo over there smells bad"
-"I know, i went over to give him spare change and i got secondhand smell.

by dimelis_16 June 9, 2007

leaky poo

usually accompanied by devastating diarrhea
it is like diarrhea but a little more firm

my leaky poo was so bad i missed school

by dimelis_16 May 1, 2007

Devastating Diarrhea

Worst case of diarrhea possible.
If you have it definently miss school, work, etc
comes along with leaky poo

I had devastating diarrhea and now i need a new bathroom

by dimelis_16 May 1, 2007