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noun: Sacramento-area slang for Kratom

verb: Sacramento-area slang for taking Kratom by scooping directly into one's mouth with either a folded business card or plastic spoon, usually washed down with various sports drinks.
"wyd"
"boutta schmob"
"mind if i join?"

"fuck im out of schmob. gotta head to the kratom station tomorrow. mind if i schmob a scoop?"
by dilldilldill August 16, 2020
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