5 definitions by dilflord

Count Vanillula

"Who was leading that pack of men in white hoods?"
"count vanillula"

by dilflord July 18, 2023

"what is that? is it a cockroach or a cliteroach?"
"turn it over and see "
"its got a vagina/pussy/clit. its a cliteroach"
"cool bro, cool"

by dilflord January 10, 2023

when you flibber off while she giving you sloppy toppy

"yo he flibbersnopped at me last night"
"bro i gonna flibbersnop her"

by dilflord July 18, 2023

"Damn she hot. i just got thirstslapped"

by dilflord December 1, 2022

someone who is sexually attracted to typing, keyboards, and the letter S

stop humping your keyboard, you keyboard humper, you'll get jizz in your keys. you dont want that type of sticky keys

by dilflord January 4, 2023