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1 definition by digiZ

 
1.
Someone who is so obsessed with Apple, and Steve Jobs, they can't even fathom rational thought or logical observations. A borderline retard.
Apple Hipster: "The iPhone is awesome because it doesn't have Flash!"

Person: "Why is that?"

Apple Hipster: "Steve Jobs says HTML5 will be better than everything!"

Person: "Do you even know what Flash is?"

Apple Hipster: "Something Steve Jobs says I shouldn't like! I hate it!"
by digiZ August 16, 2010