1 definition by dicktreat

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1. Roofie a girl.
2. As she is coming to, gizz on her face
3. Proceed to fart in her face, preferably blowing fart bubbles
then find a phone and say.. " Your mom is on the phone"

you can rate your performance by the look on her face
You should have seen the Puzzler I pulled last week at the frat, bitch was cross eyed for an hour.

by dicktreat March 06, 2009

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