A common occurance in drunken sexual encounters, the smearing of fecal matter on a womans bust, usually inadvertant, while attempting to dunk your nuts in her mouth. Usually associated with poor balance and easily avoided with a tactful dunking stance.
Ben- dude i really pooped shit up last night
Jack- what crappened?
Ben- I was trying to squat my nuts in my girl's sack hole, right? i fuckin lost my balance, fell back and gave her the ol' poop tit
Jack- aww dude