6 definitions by dick the big dicked duck
*zebra comes out of nowhere and rapes selena gomez*
Selena gomez:hey zebra lets have sex i have a rape fetish
*the 2 got married a year later and cheated on zebra with other rapists the zebra found out when selena gomez came home with dick breath and her pants still down with cum leaking out her ass*
Selena gomez:hey zebra lets have sex i have a rape fetish
*the 2 got married a year later and cheated on zebra with other rapists the zebra found out when selena gomez came home with dick breath and her pants still down with cum leaking out her ass*
by dick the big dicked duck February 13, 2013
by dick the big dicked duck February 12, 2013
He used to be a cartoon he became rich then a year after his contract was up he got a crack addiction and now he started a gang called imperial gangsters he was then able to make money to support his crack addiction and he is now in prison for life for murder of hitler
Person A: i farted
Person B: yep u r on crack like the pink panther
Hitler:pink panther did not kill me i framed him the cops r stupid so so stupid
That detective on pink panther:*Ahem* i knew that him tying u to a space rocket with a bomb on ur chest would not add up there aint even a space station round here *Handcuffs hitler*
hitler:you cant stop the panther holocaust as im a nazi
Person B:aw save it hitler shouldent u be dead u must be 200 by now
Person B: yep u r on crack like the pink panther
Hitler:pink panther did not kill me i framed him the cops r stupid so so stupid
That detective on pink panther:*Ahem* i knew that him tying u to a space rocket with a bomb on ur chest would not add up there aint even a space station round here *Handcuffs hitler*
hitler:you cant stop the panther holocaust as im a nazi
Person B:aw save it hitler shouldent u be dead u must be 200 by now
by dick the big dicked duck February 3, 2013
by dick the big dicked duck March 24, 2013
When u watch porn and then think of all the worst case scenarios after done jacking off,u will think someone seen u or u are scared it popped up on someone's computer
I have porn paranoia
by dick the big dicked duck September 29, 2013
suck my dick publisher and swallow all the cum and shit it back in ur mouth over and over for the rest of your life then keep doin it in hell i hate the publishers
by dick the big dicked duck March 24, 2013