3 definitions by dethklok

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The most metal, brutal, deepest, blackest band ever imagined, thought of or existed in all history in any part of this universe or any alternate universes that may or may not exist. Their exploits range from ridiculously amazing stage shows, in which there are thousands of casualties, to summoning massive trolls that completely destroy Finland, recording awesome jingles for coffee companies, and jamming out with their rather brutal families. They employ hundreds of Dethklok slaves to do their evil bidding. They are so brutal.
Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok!

Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Taller than a tree!
Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee!
William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface!
Pickles the drummer, doodly doo, doodly dee!
Nathan Explosion!
by dethklok November 16, 2006

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The worst addition ever made to Counter Strike
Noob:I hate the fact that the fucking flashbang is so expensive! What the hell happened?
veteran: Dynamic Prices, dude.
by dethklok November 20, 2006

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1. A rather hilarious commercial for the Nintendo Wii, mocking the previous Mac vs. pc Commercials. Just google it, dude. It's funny.
2. A comparison that the Wii obviously wins.
3. Any similar comparison.
1. Wii Girl: I like gokarts!
Ps3 Girl: I like WWII combat and my vibration function is turned off!
2. Ps3 Vs Wii? Come on, did you seriously buy that $600 piece of shit?
3. Bee Arthur hotter than Pam Anderson? Come on, that's Ps3 Vs Wii.
by dethklok November 20, 2006

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