1 definition by derping chicken

someone who goes around in a van, usually white, and catches children. normally uses a net, and tells children about the sweets he has in his/her van.
sometimes called a pedo
"hey kids, do you want to come see my sweets, they're in my van" or
John "hey, look at that mans kiddy catcher net" dave "bet he's going to his van"
by derping chicken December 26, 2011
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