ejon

A practical joke played on msn messenger. Involves opening a message window with an online contact, and before saying anything to them inviting someone else into the conversation. It is recommended that you then change your name so as not to be discovered, type a quick discreet message, leave the conversation and return to your previous name. This will leave the two members of that conversation forced to talk to eachother in a usually awkward moment.

Hutch: bye (leaves conversation)
Sonny-Bill: huh?
Jamal: whos this?
Sonny-Bill: ....umm....hi
Jamal:.....hey......
(awkwardness)

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

Sponder

An unintentional encounter between two beings where both gesture towards moving in the same direction at the same time, creating an awkwardness. May occur several times in a single confrontation.

Today I spondered in the hallway on the way to brunch.

by Dennis Scott September 2, 2003

Harsem

A lyrical error made by someone singing along to a song. Includes either getting the lyrics completely incorrect, or singing them in the wrong place.

Hutch: Hey Sonny-Bill i love that song from topgun.....'Likely..to be....danger prone.....'
Sonny-Bill: Haha thats a massive Harsem its 'Highway to the Danger Zone'

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

homoerrata

A situation whereby a male who is sexually inclined towards other males mistakes another male as being homosexual, and thus proceeds to attempt to win his heart.

Trent: Hey there big boy, I hear they call you Fat Tony... ;)
Ant: I'm not gay
Trent: I'm so sorry, I could have sworn that you ride the man train.
Ant: That's alright, just an innocent case of homoerrata...

by Dennis Scott August 10, 2004

oiley bits

A term describing a female's reproductive organs

Jamie: SHOW US YA OILEY BITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S FUCKING ETCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCH

by Dennis Scott August 9, 2004

cleansneisure

Embarking on self hygiene maintanence in the form of a shower, and immediately realising one's absence of a towel

(Sounds of dismay)
Mother: Norbert! Norbert honey what's wrong!?!?!
Norbert: Just had a cleansneisure!

by Dennis Scott April 4, 2004

disenchaunting

A situation whereby two or more neanderthal's say their farewells at the conclusion to a conversation, only to then unintentionally walk in the same direction, in doing so, remaining in the company of each other and thus creating awkwardness.

Sonny-Bill: So I says "What is this? Grandma with the birthday presents? SUCK IT BITCH!"
Hutch: Ha Ha you're too much. Oops better bail - I'm late for my appointment. Cya mate!
Sonny-Bill: Cheers

* Both persons start walking in the same direction to their respective cars *

Hutch: This is a bit disenchaunting.
Sonny-Bill: Yeh I reckon mate. Dead set awkward.

by Dennis Scott November 22, 2005