denis baldwin's definitions

carbomb

A shot of irish whiskey is poured into a glass of Guinness and and the drink is slammed quickly. Most people think it tastes like chocolate milk and goes down really fast.

After two dozen shots of jager, a pint of The Captain and a shot of Grey Goose, all I needed was a carbomb to set me straight.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

cornrows

A hairstyle, worn prominently by young black males, that braids the hair to the scalp in a series of rows, looking like a farmer's field in symmetry. Made popular by many basketball players and actors.

They wrapped my cornrows so tight I have a headache.

by Denis Baldwin September 24, 2003

Orange County Choppers

A custom motorcycle shop in Orange County, California that makes bikes for celebrities and the otherwise overtly rich. Led by a father and his sons, they have taken their shop on the small screen for the "OCC" television show.

I was cruising through Malibu when I saw Shaq on one of his custom Orange County Choppers

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

spastik

A song by Richie Hawtin, a.k.a. Platikman that mixes with just about everything.

I was hanging out at Motor when I heard sneak playing spastik over "Sweet Dreams Are Made of These"

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

blowout

The expelsion of tissue from the back of a piercing if you are gauging too quickly. The tissue will "blow out" the back of the hole and heal in a lump, causing uneven stretching, tearing or other problems.

While pushing the taper too hard, I managed to blowout my right earlobe.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

The Mitt

A Slang Name for Michigan. So named because Michigan looks like a mitt you'd wear in a harsh Michigan Winter.

We're only in Kentucky? I can't wait to get back to The Mitt

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

darkcube

Protege' of denisbaldwin and linder, This tubby bastard rocks the decks at low rent discos around Detroit.

Often seen performing the shocker on rave sluts and dealing cocaine out his trenchcoat, darkcube is truly a gangsta's gangsta.

I was out cruisin Gratiot when I saw Darkcube punch a cop right up in the eye.

by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003