denis baldwin's definitions

The Captain

- An upstanding term to describe a large bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

- A man's penis

I called up The Captain and said "Please bring me my death in a gallon jug". The captain abliged.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

NUNCHAKU

Commonly called "nunchucks", these are wood, plastic or other cylindrical material, connected by a chain or cord, to form a close-combat weopon.

The common strike method is the wrist snap, spinning the "chucks" around the pivots in the chain, striking your enemy multiple times quickly.

I whipped his ass like Jackie Chan with my NUNCHAKU.

by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003

Ren Cen

Short for the "Renassaince Center", this is one of the tallest buildings in Detroit and home to the General Motors headquarters.

I was going for my interview in the Ren Cen.

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

Grey Goose

A premium vodka served at most bars. It's a step above Absolut and goes down smooth, especially in shots

I had $9 left, just enough for a shot of Grey Goose.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

darkcube

Protege' of denisbaldwin and linder, This tubby bastard rocks the decks at low rent discos around Detroit.

Often seen performing the shocker on rave sluts and dealing cocaine out his trenchcoat, darkcube is truly a gangsta's gangsta.

I was out cruisin Gratiot when I saw Darkcube punch a cop right up in the eye.

by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003

Azuration

A state of being that embodies the aggrevation of not getting what you want, the zealous nature of your lust, the unconditional love you know is possible, the repetitive beating of your head against the glass and the euphoric feeling that rushes to the head with you realize you might finally get what you've always wanted.

Aggrevation
Zealoty
Unconditonal Live
Repetitive beating of the head
Eurphoria

I've been in a state of Azuration since the moment I met her.

by Denis Baldwin February 11, 2004

Movement

New name for the Detroit Electronic Music Festival, formerly DEMF.

I rolled face at DEMF last year.

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004