2 definitions by demoness

Tejus

A guy named Tejus will quickly become one of the sweetest guys you know of, but he’s kind of popular and talks to other people a lot because of his charming personality. A Tejus is usually very sensitive on the inside and keeps his feelings well guarded. Because of this, don’t be surprised if you catch him serenading to his fans with his guitar. (He probably has a voice of pure golden honey). Unfortunately, boys with the name Tejus tend to lack the skill of reading emotional cues from others because of their own everlasting happiness. That’s most likely why he doesn’t like books and movies too much and prefers skateboarding. But like any other boy, he loves memes and has a great sense of humor. He also surfs PH once in a while, but who can blame him? His experience on the internet could explain the rather dominant yet protective personality he has in the bedroom and in intimate relationships.

All in all, men with this name are the perfect boy next door’s to sink your teeth into and satisfy your desire for a picture perfect romance.

A - “Yo, is that Tejus? Goddamn he’s so cute.”

by demoness April 27, 2020

Ping pong on a pony

An expresstion meaning rough sex. Often used in public places so no one understands the meaning of the conversation.

Hey dude I got to play ping pong on a pony with this hot bitch from the party last night. It was so wild I could barily walk this morning.

by demoness May 8, 2011