1 definition by definitely not markus

A very generous man who is normally good at talking to people and telling jokes. Likes to look at ass, and has a huge knob ranging anywhere from 7-12 inches hard. Will probably fuck your mom or sister if given the chance.
"Have you seen Markus around here?"
"Yeah I think he's with Kelsey slam camming her"
by definitely not markus December 23, 2016
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