3 definitions by deeznuttas

Top Definition
A person who has the uncanny ability to show up in one's presence without being noticed and tries to extract cool points instead of blood from you.
Man, that guy in the mail room is a straight up douchebagula. Every time I turn around I see this fool standing there trying to tell me a douche joke and asking about where everyone is going for happy hour. I always tell him the same place as last time, Doucheville next to the Douchebaggery store in the Mall.

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by deeznuttas March 18, 2011
A social networking page devoted to retarded club and look at me now pics. These pages would also contain philosophical quotes the Douchebook page owner routinely enters into their Status update to receive comments and praise from other Douchebook users.
Hey did you see those Jersey Shore looking douchebagulas wearing Ed Hardy shirts taking pics at the club last night. I am sure those pics are on their Douchebook page, with captions saying Douchetastic.
by deeznuttas March 25, 2011
swaggometric pressure - The measurement of swagga recorded by a swaggometer. A measurement of sexy or coolness of an individual that puts pressure on the nerves of an onlooking hater.
"Man the swaggometric pressure in the club last night was high, fools were jocking my style like back on Jupiter"
by deeznuttas September 27, 2011

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