2 definitions by deeznoots
When a male, or transvestite *cough Caitlin jenner* decides to get a little wish in there pants and wants to take themselves to horn dog town, they beat their meat. And when someone beats they meat it is called spanking their monkey
by deeznoots April 15, 2016
Fat sweaty dumb fuck who stinks up an entire room in seconds. Tries to come up with catch phrases to make you think he’s worth $80,000 a year. Replaceable by items such as: two rocks, a traffic cone and a bag of meat.
by deeznoots August 15, 2022