preexpiration binge

drinking or eating everything that is about to go bad
also see expiration chug

Paula: What are we going to eat? There's no food in this house.

Simon: I'm sorry but I went on a preexpiration binge last night.

Randy: Yo dog check this out nice performance...

by deez nutz81 July 03, 2008

expiration chug

when someone drinks milk very quickly on the day of the expiration date

Person a: what happened to that gallon of milk in the refrigerator?

Person b: Oh, I gave it an expiration chug, so it wouldn't go bad.

Person a: Good thinking!

by deez nutz81 July 02, 2008