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pedus

I bet my pedus is biger than your pedus.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 10, 2009
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swastika a cop car

To spray paint a swastika on a police car. Most often done by people who are anarchist,or in the american communist movement,neohippie movement,porn hippie movement,porn scene movement or underaged sex movement or anyone who just hates cops. It requires courage and craftiness.
You want a go swastika a cop car?
by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010
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Stand in husband

A guy who askes his best friend to stay at his house while he's out of town ect. and keep an eye on his wife to make shure anyone else don't fuck her while he's gone and as part of the agreement his best friend can't fuck his wife because it's okay because there best friends.
John is a stand in husband this week.
by Deep blue 2012 January 20, 2010
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The cat and the pecker

A joke.

There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.

The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.
did you hear the one about the cat and the pecker?
by deep blue 2012 June 2, 2010
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Sweet potatos

by Deep blue 2012 September 6, 2010
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feral human

A feral human is a human who was at one time civilized of there ancesters and has returned to the wild.
There are two types of feral humans. First the "wild child" who was abandoned of lost by there parents ect. and was raised ay animals such as woves.
Second there are people who have decided that the civilized world as we know is full of shit and returned to the wild either as individuals or in small groups.
Most people who take up the feral life style ease into it a little bit at a time because it takes a leval of toughness and cunning most people are not used to.
There is a movement called the feral human movement that promotes this life style.There are still many willed places left in the world.
they find that the knowledge of there ancesters is a must such a flint naping,hunting skill,making fire ect.
John has become a feral human.
by Deep blue 2012 January 9, 2010
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Clinton

Bill clinton the 42nd. president of the united states from 1993 to 2001.
He got a blowjob. Which was the first known blowjob in the white house. He lied about it because it knew most of the people in the U.S. were a bunch of cock blocking prudes and he wanted to be liked and he also knew his wife would ride his back about it.
Congress started impeachment procedings officially about him lying but the real cause was the he got a blowjob. The reasion for that being that they all wanted a blowjob and couldn't get one.

The next president lied about the presents of "weapons of mass distruction" being in Iraq to get the U.S. to go to war with them. Which gave rise to the expression "when Clintion lied no one died".
If I were Clinton I would have taken that blowjob too.
by Deep blue 2012 January 6, 2010
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