A self-proclaimed Objectivist who does not actually understand Objectivism. Generally follows and parrots a few of Ayn Rand's words (usually only the most well known quotes) like an acolyte follows a prophet. Hated by Objectivists and used as a strawman against Objectivists by haters.
Randroid: "I'm an Objectivist!"
Objectivist: "No, sir, you are not."