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2 definitions by deadbeet

 
1.
A facebook user who swoops in on their friends pages and shits everywhere.
A facebird is the narcissistic gadfly on Facebook.
by deadbeet June 01, 2009
 
2.
A person obsessed with Susan Boyle.
What are you doing?

Checking out the 19th version of Susan Boyle's performance on Youtube!

What a subophant.
by deadbeet June 01, 2009