3 definitions by dawgtopper
The act of holding one's own penis from the bottom, using the hand to simulate a bun, while another man masturbates on to the top of the receiving man's penis, to create the illusion of adding a topping to a hotdog.
Justin was feeling a tad bit bi-curious after his 6th shot of Jack, so he decided to ask Derek to "Top the dog."
by dawgtopper September 6, 2011
by dawgtopper August 7, 2016
The act of laying on one's back, while having both legs in the air (usually supported by a chair or wall), and masturbating on to one's own face.
We were hanging out at the party when all of a sudden, Spiro decided to give himself a pineapple upside down cake. He had way too much to drink.
by dawgtopper September 8, 2011