davidch999's definitions

Benefidle

Work-shy recipients of state handouts. Combo of "benefits" and "idle".

"It's not worth my while getting a job as I'll lose all my benefits."

Get your benefidle ass to work!

by Davidch999 September 20, 2012

Dadvice

Dad’s advice. Advice offered by your dad. May or may not be right. Offered with the Best will in the world. Optional.

Dad: Hey, sweet child of mine, never let others influence your feelings towards a partner.
Child: Yeah, thanks for the dadvice.

by Davidch999 December 6, 2017

divergents

People who don’t comfortably fit in the typical part of a group.

Well, they’re not exactly… erm… uh… a typical member of that group. They’re one of thos divergents in that group.

by Davidch999 January 4, 2022

Christlessmas

The day that coincides with Christmas Day that no-one, not atheists nor agnostics nor members of other faiths can resist celebrating.

What are you doing on Christmas Day, bro?
I don't celebrate Christmas, dude.
So what're you doing on 25 December, bro?
I'm having a huge Christlessmas lunch, dude. Everyone's invited. Party on!

by Davidch999 December 26, 2013

Buy accident

When you accidentally hit "add to cart" more than once. Then go ahead and buy two instead of one!

I only realised I'd bought 2 in a buy accident after I'd paypal'd.

Ebay ad: selling surplus after buy accident purchase.

by Davidch999 September 20, 2012

Neurodar

The ability to detect when someone is Neurodivergent.

Yo, dude. How’d you connect so well with my autistic bro? You got some kinda neurodar?
*nods*

by Davidch999 March 30, 2021

nyotaisorry

When you spill food over someone and eat it off their body. The regretable body presentation of food.
Combination of "nyotaisori", the traditional Japanese presentation of sushi on a naked body, and "sorry", what you say when you spill your food over someone.

Aargh! My lovely new bikini! You clumsy oaf!
"Om nom nom... Nyotaisorry"

by Davidch999 June 6, 2013