davidch999's definitions

Buy accident

When you accidentally hit "add to cart" more than once. Then go ahead and buy two instead of one!

I only realised I'd bought 2 in a buy accident after I'd paypal'd.

Ebay ad: selling surplus after buy accident purchase.

by Davidch999 September 20, 2012

divergents

People who don’t comfortably fit in the typical part of a group.

Well, they’re not exactly… erm… uh… a typical member of that group. They’re one of thos divergents in that group.

by Davidch999 January 4, 2022

spamnami

Tsunami of spam when we're overrun by a flood of scam mail.

Set filters to junk. We're in for a spamnami.

by Davidch999 November 15, 2013

JIGGLE.IN

When you absolutely have to move your body because the disco is too good!

"Oh brother! Can't stoppa JIGGLE.IN! This disco is too good!"

by Davidch999 June 12, 2013

Christlessmas

The day that coincides with Christmas Day that no-one, not atheists nor agnostics nor members of other faiths can resist celebrating.

What are you doing on Christmas Day, bro?
I don't celebrate Christmas, dude.
So what're you doing on 25 December, bro?
I'm having a huge Christlessmas lunch, dude. Everyone's invited. Party on!

by Davidch999 December 26, 2013

Neurodar

The ability to detect when someone is Neurodivergent.

Yo, dude. How’d you connect so well with my autistic bro? You got some kinda neurodar?
*nods*

by Davidch999 March 30, 2021

About Tush

The throw-away gobbledegook written by companies about themselves on their About Us page.

About Tush
Founded in 1066, we're one of the world's leading sellers of... blah... blah...

by Davidch999 May 29, 2013