david blomstrom's definitions

Virus Magnet

Any software program with poor security, applied especially to software produced by Microsoft.

M$ Windows has been described as a virus magnet held together with a bit of software program and made functional with occasional downloaded service packs.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Microsofty

1. A person who publicly supports Microsoft while turning a blind eye to its corruption.
2. A person who uses Microsoft products or services, particularly one who publicly supports Microsoft while turning a blind eye to its corruption.

There are probably millions of Microsofties who think Bill Gates is God, just as right-wingers worship George W. Bush (who is a major Microsofty in his own right).

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Microsuck

One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia.

So what's Microsuck's biggest virus magnet this week?

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Mickeysoft

One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global bully.

Blinded by greed, Bill Gates may be Mickeysoft's worst enemy.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Bill Gates

1. world's richest asshole and convicted monopolist<br>
2. world's richest living example of Silver Spoon Syndrome<br>
3. corporate software tycoon who made billions with the help of his father (a famously sleazy Seattle attorney and partner with Preston Gates & Ellis of Jack Abramoff fame) and a phenomenal talent for stealing other people's ideas and manipulating the government and media<b>
4. Seattle-born geek who's often credited with the birth of the personal computer even though he's done more than anyone else to retard the industry<br>
5. the world's greatest pseudo-philanthropist, perhaps of all time

Having a wife who sits on the Washington Post's board of directors, along with his bridge partner (Warrenn Buffett), makes it easy for Bill Gates to disguise his public relations efforts, bribes and tax write-offs as philanthropy, even duping many liberal activists.

by David Blomstrom May 22, 2006

Microsludge

A nickname for software programs produced by Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global bully.

His computer was clogged with the usual Microsludge - Windoze, M$ Office, Internet Exploder, etc.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Sillysoft

One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global bully.

Only Sillysoft could produce two major software upgrades (Vista and Internet Exploder 7.0) that motivate consumers to downgrade back to the original versions.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007