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Virus Magnet

Any software program with poor security, applied especially to software produced by Microsoft.
M$ Windows has been described as a virus magnet held together with a bit of software program and made functional with occasional downloaded service packs.
by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
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Evil Empire

A nickname first popularized when President Ronald Reagan applied it to the Soviet Union, though it is now commonly associated with Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia which terrorizes the entire planet.
The Evil Empire of Microsoftistan is vaster than the former Soviet Union or the British empire.
by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
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pHilanthropist

A term that describes phony corporate philanthropists, particularly Bill Gates, who is closely linked with pResident George W. Bush.
So how much money will Bill Gates invest in his own investment firm before people realize he's actually a pHilanthropist?
by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
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Microscam

1. One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a famously corrupt corporation and member of the Seattle Mafia known for screwing its own customers.
2. A scam perpetrated by Microsoft.
1. So what attack on civilization is Microscam plotting this month?
2. Bill Gates' sleazy patent war is one of his most sensational Microscams.
by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
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Mickeysoft

One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global bully.
Blinded by greed, Bill Gates may be Mickeysoft's worst enemy.
by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
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Seattle Mafia

the corporate powers that rule Seattle (one of America's most corrupt cities), along with their various "gatekeepers," including the politicians they have installed in office, the media and various phony activists
by David Blomstrom May 22, 2006
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Micro$oft

The long version of M$; one of the most popular nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia.
So how many consumers will Micro$oft screw today?
by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
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