david blomstrom's definitions

Evil Empire

A nickname first popularized when President Ronald Reagan applied it to the Soviet Union, though it is now commonly associated with Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia which terrorizes the entire planet.

The Evil Empire of Microsoftistan is vaster than the former Soviet Union or the British empire.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Microsoft Whore

A person who supports Microsoft, particularly in the political arena.

George W. Bush may be the most powerful Microsoft whore on the planet.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Microsuck

One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia.

So what's Microsuck's biggest virus magnet this week?

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Microscam

1. One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a famously corrupt corporation and member of the Seattle Mafia known for screwing its own customers.
2. A scam perpetrated by Microsoft.

1. So what attack on civilization is Microscam plotting this month?
2. Bill Gates' sleazy patent war is one of his most sensational Microscams.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Mickeysoft

One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global bully.

Blinded by greed, Bill Gates may be Mickeysoft's worst enemy.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Seattle Mafia

the corporate powers that rule Seattle (one of America's most corrupt cities), along with their various "gatekeepers," including the politicians they have installed in office, the media and various phony activists

Bill Gates is a Seattle Mafia kingpin.

by David Blomstrom May 22, 2006

pHilanthropist

A term that describes phony corporate philanthropists, particularly Bill Gates, who is closely linked with pResident George W. Bush.

So how much money will Bill Gates invest in his own investment firm before people realize he's actually a pHilanthropist?

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007