11 definitions by daveg217

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A phrase used to describe something that:

a) Takes a long time
b) Is tedious or stressful
c) Doesn't interest you

Originates from London.
a)
Guy 1: Shall we walk to College?
Guy 2: Nah that's a long ting

b)
Guy 1: I've got to do 17 pages of Coursework by tomorrow.
Guy 2: That's a long ting.

c)
Girl 1: Shall we go to the Cinema? I want to see Snakes on a plane
Guy 1: Nah that's a long ting
by DaveG217 September 10, 2006

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Slang term from being on your own.
Looks like im on my ones then...
by DaveG217 September 05, 2006

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English slang word for Tomato Ketchup
*Damn, I spilled Tommy K everywhere
by DaveG217 May 20, 2006

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The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis.
*DAMN! I went 0 to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it 0 to semi in about 1.7!
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The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis
*DAMN! I went Nought to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it Nought to semi in about 1.7!
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Fighting with no weapons, fist to fist.
Flip a coin, 50-50, When the guns go away you're gonna have to fist to fist me. - Kano.

I didn't have my knife so I had to go fist to fist with that cracker.
by DaveG217 September 10, 2006

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A phrase used to reply to an insult sarcastically or in a manner that would frustrate your foe, especially when you don't have anything else to say.
Used best in chat rooms or multiplayer computer games.
The phrase comes from the small community of Kempshott, where it was used in excess by a small group of teenagers know as the "K-crew".
Geek 1: You got owned...
Dude 1: No that's you!

Geek 2: Shup up!
Dude 1: No that's you!

Teen 1:Your wack at football
K crew member: No that's you!
by DaveG217 June 08, 2006

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