a blunt instrument usually kept next to the front door at a home, or on the passengers seat of one's truck. used mostly in self defense. common items used might include a baseball bat, ax handle, night stick, or a hammer.
i dont feel right driving this truck through this part of town without my trusty nigger beater.
1.noun. derived from the old english 'festival of slop'.
2. mcdonalds, burger king, taco bell, wendys, pizza hut, jack in the box, hardees, 7 eleven, kfc, country buffet, or any similar fast food establishment.
Q: where would you like to dine this evening darling?
A: i only gots 5 bucks, so it will have to be the slopfest.