dave4817's definitions

yahoo

an employee of gentle manner farm, in frankfort

baling hay is a lot of work for one guy. perhaps we could find a yahoo or 2 to help.

by dave4817 June 25, 2008

desperation

adjective. used to describe something of lesser quality, but will fill the need in desperate times.

desperation toilet paper can be made with coffee filters or grain bags.

by dave4817 June 30, 2004

slog the log

suck the cock

dude, that chick really knows how to slog the log.

by dave4817 April 27, 2004

lips and assholes

cheap cuts of meat pressed into tubular skins. more commonly known as hot dogs, frankfurters, weiners.

im hurting for cash this week, so it looks like its lips and assholes for the cookout tonight. sorry kids.

by dave4817 October 26, 2004

road pizza

a dead animal in the road. result of getting hit by a car or truck, flattened out red and resembling pizza.

dont play in traffic or you could become road pizza

by dave4817 December 4, 2003

shmata

what you use to wipe up spilt beer. ie dishrag, paper towel, red shop rag,

dude, were outta toilet paper, toss me in a shmata.

by dave4817 December 4, 2003

straphanger

someone from new york or new jersey and uses the word 'summer' as a verb. derived from the legend that they hang from straps on the subways.

come june all the straphangers will be coming back to summer on the island.

by dave4817 November 23, 2004