14 definitions by dave4817

webtown

the town of Easthampton, Massachusetts

webtown rocks!

by dave4817 June 30, 2004

desperation

adjective. used to describe something of lesser quality, but will fill the need in desperate times.

desperation toilet paper can be made with coffee filters or grain bags.

by dave4817 June 30, 2004

slog the log

suck the cock

dude, that chick really knows how to slog the log.

by dave4817 April 27, 2004

shmata

what you use to wipe up spilt beer. ie dishrag, paper towel, red shop rag,

dude, were outta toilet paper, toss me in a shmata.

by dave4817 December 4, 2003

straphanger

someone from new york or new jersey and uses the word 'summer' as a verb. derived from the legend that they hang from straps on the subways.

come june all the straphangers will be coming back to summer on the island.

by dave4817 November 23, 2004

slopfest

1.noun. derived from the old english 'festival of slop'.
2. mcdonalds, burger king, taco bell, wendys, pizza hut, jack in the box, hardees, 7 eleven, kfc, country buffet, or any similar fast food establishment.

Q: where would you like to dine this evening darling?

A: i only gots 5 bucks, so it will have to be the slopfest.

by dave4817 December 4, 2003

lips and assholes

cheap cuts of meat pressed into tubular skins. more commonly known as hot dogs, frankfurters, weiners.

im hurting for cash this week, so it looks like its lips and assholes for the cookout tonight. sorry kids.

by dave4817 October 26, 2004