dave4817's definitions

shmata

what you use to wipe up spilt beer. ie dishrag, paper towel, red shop rag,

dude, were outta toilet paper, toss me in a shmata.

by dave4817 December 4, 2003

road pizza

a dead animal in the road. result of getting hit by a car or truck, flattened out red and resembling pizza.

dont play in traffic or you could become road pizza

by dave4817 December 4, 2003

slog the log

suck the cock

dude, that chick really knows how to slog the log.

by dave4817 April 27, 2004

straphanger

someone from new york or new jersey and uses the word 'summer' as a verb. derived from the legend that they hang from straps on the subways.

come june all the straphangers will be coming back to summer on the island.

by dave4817 November 23, 2004

lips and assholes

cheap cuts of meat pressed into tubular skins. more commonly known as hot dogs, frankfurters, weiners.

im hurting for cash this week, so it looks like its lips and assholes for the cookout tonight. sorry kids.

by dave4817 October 26, 2004

grease

collective term used to describe a group of porto ricans.

i dont like going to the north end anymore. too much grease and it makes me nervous.

by dave4817 June 30, 2004

chum

verb. to vomit overboard where people are fishing. see also blow chunks toss nuggets

dont be too hungover on a fishin trip or we will have to put you in charge of chumming.

by dave4817 December 4, 2003