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Any kid who "thinks," he's a badass, and can can kick anyones ass becuase he took 1 MMA class at his gym.
These kids threaten to fight someone, but will almost always backoff If the other person agrees to fight.
Or by mistake they threaten the wrong person, and end up getting thier ass kicked by a real badass.
These kids threaten to fight someone, but will almost always backoff If the other person agrees to fight.
Or by mistake they threaten the wrong person, and end up getting thier ass kicked by a real badass.
MMA Douchebag: What are you looking at?
Real Badass: Nothing.
MMA Douchebag: Damn right nothing, Ill kick your ass.
Real Badass: If you even touche me, Im grabbing the crowbar out of the bed of my truck and beating your ass up and down the street.
MMA Douchebag: Hey!...I'm sorry man, I dont want any trouble.
Real Badass: Nothing.
MMA Douchebag: Damn right nothing, Ill kick your ass.
Real Badass: If you even touche me, Im grabbing the crowbar out of the bed of my truck and beating your ass up and down the street.
MMA Douchebag: Hey!...I'm sorry man, I dont want any trouble.
by dats2dope December 9, 2009
Get the MMA Douchebagmug. Any person who is seen putting on chapsick ALL THE TIME. Like every 5 minutes at least.
If someone is a such a chapstick whore, if your lucky, you'll see them bite off a piece. If you ask them if they really just ate chapstick, they will deny everything.
If someone is a such a chapstick whore, if your lucky, you'll see them bite off a piece. If you ask them if they really just ate chapstick, they will deny everything.
Man 1: "See that guy over there?"
Man 2: "Yeah? What about him?"
Man 1: "Did he just eat Chapstick?!?"
Man 2 : "Ohhh... That guy. Yeah he's a chapstick whore."
Man 2: "Yeah? What about him?"
Man 1: "Did he just eat Chapstick?!?"
Man 2 : "Ohhh... That guy. Yeah he's a chapstick whore."
by dats2dope December 10, 2009
Get the Chapstick whoremug. <noun>
One of those strange friends on facebook that your REALLY dont even know. You dont share any mutual friends or anything.
You might just add them becuase you just want that 1 more friend, or mabey becuase they have the same name as you.
The strange part is that they get extreamly offended when you delete them as a friend.
One of those strange friends on facebook that your REALLY dont even know. You dont share any mutual friends or anything.
You might just add them becuase you just want that 1 more friend, or mabey becuase they have the same name as you.
The strange part is that they get extreamly offended when you delete them as a friend.
Bill: "Hey man! Whats your deal?!?"
John: "What?
Bill: "Why did you delete me as a friend?"
John: "Your just a fakebook friend dude."
John: "What?
Bill: "Why did you delete me as a friend?"
John: "Your just a fakebook friend dude."
by dats2dope January 7, 2010
Get the Fakebook friendmug.