1. Medical doctor. The graduate of an allopathic medical school who prefers to treat diseases rather than people and shudders at the thought of having to touch people.
2. Medical doctor. The graduate of an osteopathic medical school who failed the courses in osteopathic manipulative medicine.
1. "A stethescope? You mean I have to touch him? Can't I just order an echo and prescribe some pain pills?"
2. "Isn't an MD what they give you when you fail OMM?"
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