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1 definition by dartingtonmouth

1) A dick in which there is no end and no beginning. In the form of the infinity sign, the 8th and widely unknown final symbol of the apocalypse. Many believe that the infinidick will not have an owner that it will float amongst society while others believe that the 3rd sign of the end of the world (David Hasselhauff) will be the owner of the infinidick.

2) a term used when you can't seem to finish or get aroused enough to climax.

3) a new fetish amongst the preteens to masturbate before they can even procreate or produce functional sperm
Oh god I finally got rid of my infinidick

And Jesus said that the Infini-dick will reign upon us with tyranny
by dartingtonmouth March 25, 2009