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2 definitions by darthV

 
1.
FFB
Fake Fuck Buddy

Stating you have a girlfriend in a similar milieu as Manti Te'o Girlfriend hoax
Johnny's FFB totally tweeted that she just died in a car accident...
by DarthV January 22, 2013
 
2.
Getting a blow job in the morning before getting out of bed. Also results in the afterglow associated with post climactic ecstasy! Play on words; Rise (Erection) and Shine (spit shine on the old purple helmeted love soldier).
I woke up with morning wood and my old lady gave me a "Rise N' Shine". I feel great!
by darthV September 26, 2008