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somebody who has the inability to start his car in the morning
oh he has Hainesed himself again
by darkfruits1 April 4, 2018
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A sickness which causes the patient to have a day or multiple days off work. Usually contracted by yard staff or drivers. Patients usually display the following symptoms:
- sticky matress
- immense feeling of lazyness
- ability to not give a shit
- ability to let co-workers do their work
- enormous feeling that they are owed a certain amount of sick days a year.
Symptoms can quickly subside if administered a dose of self respect and a small amount of elbow grease.
Where is ........ today? It's okay he is having another sick day.
Has he phoned in?
No, he has texted in though.
by darkfruits1 September 17, 2018
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