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The act of performing a sacrificial dance whilst gathered around the sacred potato, repeatedly chanting the phrase "oowa".
Callum: "Hey, Gareth, look at that potato over there!"
Gareth: "Ah yes, the sacred potato, we must dance"
Callum and Gareth: "Oowa, oowa, oowa, oowa..."
by darkervalleys November 19, 2019
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The act of performing a sacrificial dance whilst gathered around the sacred potato, repeatedly chanting the phrase "oowa".
Callum: "Hey, Gareth, look at that potato over there!"
Gareth: "Ah yes, the sacred potato, we must dance"
Callum and Gareth: "Oowa, oowa, oowa, oowa..."
by darkervalleys November 19, 2019
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The combination of a furry and nonce. Someone who enjoys sexual relations with both children and animals.
"Connor, you're such a fonce!"
"Aw thanks, I fuck kids... what? YOU'RE weird"
by darkervalleys November 19, 2019
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