darkdan's definitions

nfbsk

Originated on the snopes.com message board.

NFBSK! That post in the NFBSK forum in really NFBSKed up!

by DarkDan October 10, 2003

shoprite

A supermarket chain in the middle-Atlantic states.

I work at ShopRite! Bokchoy is produce code 4545!

by DarkDan January 9, 2005

Wildwood

Shore town in South Jersey in Cape May county. Popular vacation spot. Has many hotels, two miles of boardwalk with a few amusement parks, and a very annoying tram system that rides up and down the board.

Wildwood basically refers to these four towns: Wildwood, Wildwood Crest, North Wildwood, and West Wildwood.

As I was walking down the Wildwood boardwalk, the tram came up behind me and the old lady pulled the trigger to make the nasally, pre-recorded woman say "Watch the tram car, please. Watch the tram car, please."

by DarkDan January 28, 2004

happy holidays

Phrase that pisses me off. Said by people who don't want to offend anyone of any religion or culture. People should just say "Merry Christmas", "Happy Hanukkah", and "Happy Kwanzaa" to the appropriate people.

Krusty (From The Simpsons): So have a merry Christmas, a Happy
Hanukkah, Kwazy Kwanzaa, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn & dignified Ramadan.

by DarkDan December 21, 2003