darkdan's definitions

pay phone

Once a part of the world's history, these things have become obsolete due to cell phones. More and more are disapearing and soon we'll all die from radiation going through our ears due to cell phones and cell towers.

Pay phones in the United States are usually tall, glass boxes with a door and usually have a telephone book with it. The cost can vary.

My cell phone wasn't working and the town took away all the pay phones, so I was stuck in my car.

by DarkDan December 23, 2003

camry

Anagram for "My Car", as seen on recent Toyota ads.

I drove the Camry through the streets of Camden.

by DarkDan September 20, 2003

shoprite

A supermarket chain in the middle-Atlantic states.

I work at ShopRite! Bokchoy is produce code 4545!

by DarkDan January 9, 2005

happy holidays

Phrase that pisses me off. Said by people who don't want to offend anyone of any religion or culture. People should just say "Merry Christmas", "Happy Hanukkah", and "Happy Kwanzaa" to the appropriate people.

Krusty (From The Simpsons): So have a merry Christmas, a Happy
Hanukkah, Kwazy Kwanzaa, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn & dignified Ramadan.

by DarkDan December 21, 2003