darkdan's definitions

fruit bowl

The part of northern Tinton Falls, NJ that has streets named "Apple", "Peach", "Cherry", "Pear", and "Plum". Used mostly by the high school students in the town, it was once the part of the town with the most police activity.

I live in the Fruit Bowl!

by DarkDan September 24, 2003

shoprite

A supermarket chain in the middle-Atlantic states.

I work at ShopRite! Bokchoy is produce code 4545!

by DarkDan January 9, 2005

nfbsk

Originated on the snopes.com message board.

NFBSK! That post in the NFBSK forum in really NFBSKed up!

by DarkDan October 10, 2003

happy holidays

Phrase that pisses me off. Said by people who don't want to offend anyone of any religion or culture. People should just say "Merry Christmas", "Happy Hanukkah", and "Happy Kwanzaa" to the appropriate people.

Krusty (From The Simpsons): So have a merry Christmas, a Happy
Hanukkah, Kwazy Kwanzaa, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn & dignified Ramadan.

by DarkDan December 21, 2003