darcy mcgee's definitions
by darcy mcgee December 22, 2009
Get the Stumug. There is only one and there will never be another one: BEL-ALR. He is the defintion of the following words: cool, spesh, retarded, random, and Xbox Live.
He can snap a car in half underwater. He got shot in the face with an Mp5 during an Ironman competition and still finished in 1st place, 23 hours before the second place finisher. His overall record in the UFC is 1-0, but his only victory was against everyone in the building, including the Hulk, Superman, Osama Bin Laden and Alexander Semin. He is the father of Michael Jordan, Jessica Alba, Richard Simmons, Gene Simmons, The Game, and Jesus Christ, before Jesus converted to Judaism (Beloooooo hates the Jewwwwwwwws)
He can snap a car in half underwater. He got shot in the face with an Mp5 during an Ironman competition and still finished in 1st place, 23 hours before the second place finisher. His overall record in the UFC is 1-0, but his only victory was against everyone in the building, including the Hulk, Superman, Osama Bin Laden and Alexander Semin. He is the father of Michael Jordan, Jessica Alba, Richard Simmons, Gene Simmons, The Game, and Jesus Christ, before Jesus converted to Judaism (Beloooooo hates the Jewwwwwwwws)
Billy: Daddy, what is God?
Billy's father: Well, son, it's hard to explain. He is the father of Jesus, but he's also BELAlR.
Billy: Daddy, did you say B-E-L-A-L-R? That's dumb.
Billy's father: Yes, son, that's how you spell God. Or dumb fuck. Anyway, I'm gonna go play COD4, tell mommy to STFU about the dishes.
Billy's father: Well, son, it's hard to explain. He is the father of Jesus, but he's also BELAlR.
Billy: Daddy, did you say B-E-L-A-L-R? That's dumb.
Billy's father: Yes, son, that's how you spell God. Or dumb fuck. Anyway, I'm gonna go play COD4, tell mommy to STFU about the dishes.
by darcy mcgee January 18, 2009
Get the BELAlRmug. If something unlucky, ridiculous, incredible, etc were to happen, you yell this. The number of times you say "dirtay" determines how bad the event was (ex: 10 dirtays is very bad)
(Z.D. shoots a basketball, it hits the rim, but rolls in and out)
Z.D.: (Screaming) DIRTAY DIRTAY DIRTAY DIRTAY!
Mullet: (rofling) Dirtay Dirtay!
Z.D.: (Screaming) DIRTAY DIRTAY DIRTAY DIRTAY!
Mullet: (rofling) Dirtay Dirtay!
by darcy mcgee December 17, 2008
Get the Dirtay Dirtaymug. by darcy mcgee December 17, 2008
Get the Weeeeeeeeitemug. Seriously, nobody knows what the fuck this word means, but it orignates from Lil Wayne's often-used line: ""I'm going in." Now when you combine that with some good hearing, you get "Gardnin"
You know what? I'M GARDNIN! YOU GARDNIN?!?
by darcy mcgee December 22, 2008
Get the Gardninmug. A.G. at FF
I saw A.G. pumping iron yesterday, I told him he had jewboinz and he went on a Florida Fitness Roid Rage.
by darcy mcgee December 21, 2008
Get the Florida Fitness Roid Ragemug. Just darcy mcgee students being retarded. stupid way of saying "retard", or also could have come from Shane G. calling someone that.
Vio: Ah shit, I dropped my coke all over the floor
Someone else: On my Js, asshole. What a retard, eh, Shane?
Shane: Ya Vio, you a wetahd. Hey by da way, layah on you wanna go twoh da fooball awoun?
Vio: Stfu, Shane you're the retard.
Shane: Wha da hell Vio? You just geh mah at me fo nuthin? You a asshoh.
Someone else: On my Js, asshole. What a retard, eh, Shane?
Shane: Ya Vio, you a wetahd. Hey by da way, layah on you wanna go twoh da fooball awoun?
Vio: Stfu, Shane you're the retard.
Shane: Wha da hell Vio? You just geh mah at me fo nuthin? You a asshoh.
by darcy mcgee March 1, 2009
Get the Wetahdmug.