2 definitions by dankapplesauce
A Priestley protector is someone who vapes a ridiculous amount and idolises mediocre pussy SIMP. A Priestley protector can be seen defending mediocre pussy on snapchat stories, or by other forms of communication. A Priestley protector is highly known for their nicotine addiction, and is sometimes found smoking Dokha whilst using the dating app Yubo.
Person 1: Hey man where were you last night?
Priestley protector: Sorry mate, I just got this new box mod, I was blowing O's in my bathroom all night texting Jess
Person 1: God damnit! You're such a Priestley protector SMH
Priestley protector: Sorry mate, I just got this new box mod, I was blowing O's in my bathroom all night texting Jess
Person 1: God damnit! You're such a Priestley protector SMH
by dankapplesauce June 3, 2019
Pepillo is a nickname predominantly used in the Spanish language. A Pepillo is someone who is a heavy drinker, and tries to get into any girls pants. A Pepillo is known for being a lightweight, and is very picky about his alcohol choices, he will only drink beer, and will make everyone suffer if he does not get his way. Pepillo is also known for stealing articles of clothing from house parties and sniffing it the day after.
Person 1: Hey man what happened last night
Pepillo: I don't know man, I passed out after my first sip of heineken
Person 1: Ahh of course you did, that's why your nickname is Pepillo
Pepillo: Jajajaja
Person 1: Oh also, hey man my little sister said she was missing a couple pairs of her panties, do you know anything about that.
Pepillo: *pulls a pair of panties out of his pocket and sniffs it* Jajajajaj
Pepillo: I don't know man, I passed out after my first sip of heineken
Person 1: Ahh of course you did, that's why your nickname is Pepillo
Pepillo: Jajajaja
Person 1: Oh also, hey man my little sister said she was missing a couple pairs of her panties, do you know anything about that.
Pepillo: *pulls a pair of panties out of his pocket and sniffs it* Jajajajaj
by dankapplesauce June 3, 2019