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Analtality:

1. a disaster resulting in death by anal intercourse.
2. a death resulting from such an occurrence: a rise in brutal analtalities.
3. an exaggerated account of anal intercourse: she suffered an analtality when I performed anal sex on her.
a. She died as a result of analtality during an extreme session of anal intercourse.

b. Teenage analtality is at an all time high as more young teenagers are experimenting in anal intercourse without proper lubrication and training.

c. Some sex toy manufactorers have "no liability" statements on their product packagings, protecting them from any analtalities that may result from use of their oversized anal toys.
by DanielPatterson April 11, 2007

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1. a disaster resulting in death by anal intercourse.
2. a death resulting from such an occurrence: a rise in brutal analtalities.
3. an exaggerated account of anal intercourse: she suffered an analtality when I performed anal sex on her.
a. She died as a result of analtality during an extreme session of anal intercourse.

b. Teenage analtality is at an all time high as more young teenagers are experimenting in anal intercourse without proper lubrication and training.

c. Some sex toy manufactorers have "no liability" statements on their product packagings, protecting them from any analtalities that may result from use of their oversized anal toys.
by danielpatterson April 23, 2007

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