daniel's definitions

brodometer

a scale of how much of a bro your buddy really is

dude, josh is a 10 on the brodometer, he wont bail on us!

by daniel March 26, 2005

doof doof

is a hand gun of some sort.

i shot your mom in the ass with my brand new doof doof.

by daniel May 21, 2004

red sox

a group of fat pigs that didnt deserve to win shit.. They all were disgusting lookin' with there long hair and crap. Oh yeah, congrats on winning the WS... AFTER 86 FRICKEN YEARS. no matter what u say, the Yankees are better; 26 rings to what? 3?

Man 1 - You going to watch opening night on Sunday?
Man 2 - Hell yeah, whos playing again?
Man 1 - Yankees vs. The Red Sox
Man 2 - I bet you $100 that the Yankees win
Man 1 - I'm not a idiot, theres no way the yankees are going to lose! No bet.

by Daniel April 2, 2005

Grandy

An emotional state, being Grand, and Dandy at the same time.

How are you?
I'm GRANDY!

by Daniel December 18, 2004

Damnated

1. Fucked up.

2. Small dick. ex.(4.5")

3. being kicked in the kidneys repeatedly.

1. John!!! Your dick is soo Damnated!!!
2. Damnation just damnated your ankle!!!

by Daniel December 29, 2003

googlewhack

A term used to describe a search result that produces only one result on Google.com.

anthropomorphic prudentiality

This is an example. ;)

by Daniel December 26, 2004