daniel's definitions

The USS homestarrunner.com

What Homestar Runner said when he thought he was imitating a guy at sea while promoting his website, homestarrunner.com.

Homestar: Welcome to The USS Homestarrunner.com! I am your captain, Homestar Runner.
Director: Cut!

by Daniel December 6, 2003

Male Madame

male prostitute pimp as depicted in
"Deuce Bigalo: Male Gigolo"

"Now I will become your Male Madame and you are my man whore!"

by Daniel November 29, 2003

crackdog

LORD CRACKDOG LOWENBOROW THE FIRST has officialy explained that he is the greatest crack feind of our era , HEVEN REPRESENT

hey lord crackdog hows it going you sexy bitch

by daniel February 27, 2005

fnuck

slang term for procreation, derived from fuck....To make love furiously with the intent to reproduce.

female talking to friends: Joe fnucked the hell out of me

friends: You mean Fucked right

female: No fnucked...we're trying to get a bun in the oven

friends: Really?

female: Yeah and now I got a suprise for him. *holds up pregnancy test the says in bold letters POSITIVE!!!*

friends: DAMN That mother-fucker done fnucked you all up!

entire group: laugh like crazy.

by Daniel October 19, 2004

kow

Always Owned by Enduro|

"Shit I got owned"
"Must have been Enduro|"

by daniel February 25, 2004

five star

I think the butt monkey means simply slapping a girl with an open hand so hard that a red inprint of your hand remains. Big ace is a ass wiping choad muncher of a man is he not?

Big ace: hey lets slap this chick real hard
BA's friend: he he Yeah
SLAP!!!
Chick: fukwit botty basher

by Daniel September 9, 2003